My friend KOB was empathizing with me offline about the how-do-you-tell-them-apart inquiry. In the case of her twins, this is both hilarious and frightening.
And I quote:
1) "how do you tell them apart?" um, well, one has a penis, and the other has a vagina.
2) "are they identical?". See #1 you moron!
The. End.
Once upon a time, I ran a successful business, had room in my size 6 jeans and actually wore things besides sweatpants. No one told me that, in my quest to carry children, my brain would melt. Seriously. No one warned me. At least I don't think they did... I can't really remember. In any event, on July 11, 2006, I became a mother to three beautiful girls. Then my life began.
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