This is hot off the press from my cousin Flea's FB page. ( extra one today as tomorrow is going to be a little nuts and I might not have time to snarf...)
First, you have to understand that Flea is fabulous. Barely into ger mid-20's, and she's already a Marine reservist and veteran of both the Afghanistan and Iraqi non-war wars. She also helps with the family business, is getting her Mechanical Engineering degree and, in her spare time, helps bounce at the local watering hole.
She's also the first person I would call if anyone threatened my Girls with bodily harm. But I digress...
"my boyfriend builds low riders, I told him if he even tried to drop my truck I'd wear his balls as earrings."
The.End.
Once upon a time, I ran a successful business, had room in my size 6 jeans and actually wore things besides sweatpants. No one told me that, in my quest to carry children, my brain would melt. Seriously. No one warned me. At least I don't think they did... I can't really remember. In any event, on July 11, 2006, I became a mother to three beautiful girls. Then my life began.
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